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Butterflies taste like flowers and butt.

2012 May 21

Today, a very small butterfly flew at Lilith’s mouth. She sputtered, and the butterfly took off. Lilith told me that butterflies taste like flowers and butt, and then she put a bucket on her head so no more butterflies would fly into her mouth.

2012 May 18

2012 May 18

There drew she forth the brand Excalibur,
And o’er her, drawing it, the winter moon,
Brightening the skirts of a long cloud, ran forth
And sparkled keen with frost against the hilt:
For all the haft twinkled with diamond sparks,
Myriads of topaz-lights, and jacinth-work
Of subtlest jewellery.

Cardinal and Nun

2012 May 17
by constantia

Cardinal and Nun, or the Caress. Egon Schiele, 1912.

The Heaven and Hell Nightclubs of La Belle Époque

2012 May 17

Large, heavy, wooden coffins, resting on biers, were ranged about the room in an order suggesting the recent happening of a frightful catastrophe. The walls were decorated with skulls and bones, skeletons in grotesque attitudes, battle-pictures, and guillotines in action. Death, carnage, assassination were the dominant note, set in black hangings and illuminated with mottoes on death […] Bishop said that he would be pleased with a lowly bock. Mr. Thompkins chose cherries a l’eau-de-vie, and I, une menthe.

“One microbe of Asiatic cholera from the last corpse, one leg of a lively cancer, and one sample of our consumption germ!” moaned the creature toward a black hole at the farther end of the room. Some women among the visitors tittered, others shuddered, and Mr. Thompkins broke out in a cold sweat on his brow, while a curious accompaniment of anger shone in his eyes. Our sleepy pallbearer soon loomed through the darkness with our deadly microbes, and waked the echoes in the hollow casket upon which he set the glasses with a thump.

“Drink, Macchabees!” he wailed: “drink these noxious potions, which contain thvilest and deadliest poisons!”


“Enter and be damned, the Evil One awaits you!” growled a chorus of rough voices as we hesitated before the scene confronting us. Near us was suspended a caldron over a fire, and hopping within it were half a dozen devil musicians, male and female, playing a selection from “Faust” on stringed instruments, while red imps stood by, prodding with red-hot irons those who lagged in their performance.

Crevices in the walls of this room ran with streams of molten gold and silver, and here and there were caverns lit up by smouldering fires from which thick smoke issued, and vapors emitting the odors of a volcano. Flames would suddenly burst from clefts in the rocks, and thunder rolled through the caverns. Red imps were everywhere, darting about noiselessly, some carrying beverages for the thirsty lost souls, others stirring the fires or turning somersaults. Everything was in a high state of motion.

[ source: io9 ]

Pandora.

2012 May 14
by constantia

The Haus of Haunt: Watch Children

2012 May 11

Love these photos.

Intense Tea Time With Alan Rickman

2012 May 11
by constantia

HILARITY.

Link via Alicia.

What would life be like if pterosaurs were alive today?

2012 May 10
by constantia

Paleontologists don’t always speculate about the existence of gigantic, winged reptiles living alongside humans in the 21st century, but when they do, they back that speculation up with plenty of scientific evidence.

In this, the first installment in a two-part series, paleontologist Mark Witton explores an obviously speculative, totally puerile, and completely awesome topic — what modern life would be like in the company of pterosaurs — through a decidedly systematic, rigorous, and research-based lens. How big would these pterosaurs have been? Might we have farmed them for their meat? And perhaps most important of all: could we ride them?…

What would life be like if pterosaurs were alive today? Via io9.

Tom Hiddleston Performs An Impromptu Shakespeare Monologue From ‘Henry V’

2012 May 10

Fun stuff!