Hm. That baby looks awfully familiar…

(One of the labels for the DD B-movie extravaganza, doodled by the omfgbadass jenniferrodgers!)

Dear universe:

Please give me enough free time to get a facial, a salt scrub, and a massage. I look and feel like pewp.

Please do not fulfill this request in a creepy Monkey’s Paw / Faustian sort of way. I’m hip to your tricks.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

– Beth

Queues in WoW make baby Jesus cry. Doesn’t Blizzard realize that I have a two month old infant, and because of that, I’m lucky if I find about 15 minutes a week to play? I’ve wasted that time in a goddamn queue! Three times tonight!

*punches fist at the heavens*

I can’t bring myself to work right now, though I really should be, as there’s shitloads to be done. All I’ve been doing for the last hour is watching 3rd Rock reruns while looking for vegetarian meatloaf recipes.

Miss Lilith has been tearing it up the past few days, and I’m low on sleep. Every time I lie down to nap or sleep proper, I wake myself up coughing. As of today, I’ve had a cough for exactly one month. Grr.

We need to start making candles. I’m bored with all the scented candles I usually buy.

I love Barney Frank.