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2008 November 23
by constantia

Dear universe:

Please give me enough free time to get a facial, a salt scrub, and a massage. I look and feel like pewp.

Please do not fulfill this request in a creepy Monkey’s Paw / Faustian sort of way. I’m hip to your tricks.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

– Beth

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