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Heaven is satellite tv.

2003 September 12
by constantia

I used to think that DirecTV was the answer to all my prayers. Nay, it isn’t.

Tivo is.

Who’d have thought? —

2003 September 11
by constantia

— that something as artificial and silly as Friendster could make me almost cry?

Mind you, I am not the weepy sort.

Two of my oldest, dearest friends posted testimonials there for me that were so poignant, so sincere and so touching that I almost started bawling like a lunatic at work.

Sketchy me.

2003 September 10
by constantia

I have some glorious news, but I’m too superstitious to post it — wary of jinxing myself, and all that silliness.

It’s hard being a neurotic Pisces sometimes.

Just wish me luck, eh?

Happy birthday, big brother!

2003 September 2
by constantia

Someday I’m going to have to take pics that aren’t just frumple house pics.

=|pic|=

2003 August 29
by constantia

Happy burfday, onx, you little muffinhead. =)

My love for Lilah knows no bounds.

2003 August 13
by constantia

Chateau Bizarre

Scroll down for her review of the Lab. Lilah, I love you. Thank you SO much!

Starting anew.

2003 August 1
by constantia

KEBECHET
An Egyptian death and funerary goddess who bears the theriomorphic aspect of the snake and the ostrich. Kebechet is the daughter of Anubis, responsible for the purification of the soul through water.

Disclaimer!

2000 January 1
by constantia

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Odes

2000 January 1
by constantia

Odes, Bk III, xxx
Exegi monumentum aere perennius,
regalique situ pyramidum altius,
quod non imber edax, non Aquilo impotens
possit diruere aut innumerabilis
annorum series et fuga temporum.
Non omnis moriar, multaque pars mei
vitabit Libitinam. Usque ego postera
crescam laude recens. Dum Capitolium
scandet cum tacita virgine pontifex.
dicar, qua violens obstrepit Aufidus
et qua pauper aquae daunus agrestium
regnavit populorum ex humili potens,
princeps Aoelium carmen ad Italos
deduxisse modos. Sume superbiam
quaesitam meritis et mihi Delphica
lauro cinge volens, Melpomene, comam.

I have created a monument more lasting than bronze,
And higher than the royal site of the pyramids,
Which neither harsh rains nor the wild North wind
Can erode, nor the countless succession of years
And the flight of the seasons.
I will not entirely die! and a large part of me will avoid the grave.
Constantly renewed, I will grow in the eyes of posterity,
So long as the Pontifex and the solemn Vestal visit the Capitoline.
Where the river Aufidus roars, and where Daunus in the dry summers, ruled his rural folk,
I, risen to greatness from humble beginnings, will be renowned
As the first to adapt the Aoelian verses to Italian meters.
Take the well-deserved pride, Melpomene,
And freely grant me the wreath of Apollo for my crown.