{"id":1316,"date":"2010-01-28T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T12:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2010-01-28T12:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T12:27:00","slug":"oh-hello-livejournal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/?p=1316","title":{"rendered":"Oh, hello, LiveJournal."},"content":{"rendered":"

I am incredibly sick of turning on the news and seeing nothing but anchors and pundits screaming over each other. Aside from that being annoying in itself, how is anyone\u2019s fucking OPINION news? I\u2019ve got a fuckload of opinions, therefore I must be a news machine. Anyone want to go on tv with me? We can scream til we\u2019re blue and say nothing of substance, and people will still watch. They may even blog about our opinions as though they were gospel. You can bring up the State of the Union address, and I\u2019ll just scream \u201cTURTLES\u201d over and over again. No one will notice a difference in programming, I\u2019m sure.<\/p>\n

The news has been on in the background for an hour, and as far as I can tell, I haven\u2019t heard one single FACT.<\/p>\n

GG, 24-hour news cycle. Your presence has truly improved journalism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am incredibly sick of turning on the news and seeing nothing but anchors and pundits screaming over each other. Aside from that being annoying in itself, how is anyone\u2019s fucking OPINION news? I\u2019ve got a fuckload of opinions, therefore I must be a news machine. Anyone want to go on tv with me? We […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babbling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}