I need a telephoto lens. Or whatever the very long distance lenses are called.<\/p>\n

This from someone that uses a Holga.<\/p>\n

There is a very, very large tree adjacent to my house where many of the neighborhood birds hang out. It changes every day, and its always interesting to me. A few days ago, there were four crows in the upmost branches. They were situated in a funny way: one to the far left, and three almost exactly the same distance from one another on the far right. Ted called it perfectly — it looked exactly like the Dating Game. After a little while, two of the Bachelor Birds left, and the remaining Bachelor hopped over to the Bachelorette Bird. Chuck Barris would be so pleased.<\/p>\n

I’ve been wanting to photograph the birds in the top of this tree for years. I just need to get a lens. Photos of the Birds in the Top of a Tree would really be of no interest to anyone but me, but that’s never stopped me from doing anything before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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