This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve heard in months.<\/p>\n

Now, I, personally, cannot stand Rachel Ray. I think she’s a hoser, and there’s something about seeing her face on everygoddamnthing at the supermarket that gives me a tic…<\/p>\n

Not like Martha, man… Martha is soothing<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Anyway, all my feelings of animosity aside, I have to express my disgust (and laughter) that this fucking kerfuffle<\/a> is going down, much less that its considered something newsworthy. ABSURD. If Martha publishes a sfiha recipe in the next issue of Living, will she be branded a friggin’ terrorist, too?<\/p>\n

Ted and I ate hummus last week… >.> AND I ate a falafel…<\/p>\n

OH MY GOD, MY BABY IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST.<\/p>\n

I didn’t think it was possible, but Michelle Malkin is an even bigger idiot than I took her to be. Pathetic. She’s an idiot, and quite possibly insane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve heard in months. Now, I, personally, cannot stand Rachel Ray. I think she’s a hoser, and there’s something about seeing her face on everygoddamnthing at the supermarket that gives me a tic… Not like Martha, man… Martha is soothing. Anyway, all my feelings of animosity aside, I have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babbling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nonomnismoriar.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}