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German police revive rabbit.

2004 July 10
by constantia

Sat Jul 10,12:43 PM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – German police have successfully resuscitated a dwarf rabbit named Napoleon by breathing through a ball point pen after he passed out in a house fire, authorities say.

Two officers were called to a Berlin flat where firefighters had dragged the unconscious rabbit’s cage outside. The officers opened Napoleon’s mouth with a pen and breathed down it while giving the pet a cardio massage, a police spokesman said on Saturday.

The officers then rushed Napoleon by police car to a vet, who will keep him for observation for a few days.

Protected: And then I try to write.

2004 July 10
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Protected: Customer Service Panic Attack

2004 July 1
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2004 June 30
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I was suddenly overwhelmed with a desire to see Egypt that was so strong, it felt like my heart would break.

What an odd mood swing.

Snarf!

2004 June 21
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Protected: Work, work, work.

2004 June 15
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I have 1.43 seconds of free time today, and this is what I waste it on.

2004 June 15
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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
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Most Likely to Say “Hey, I'm not paying you for your thoughts.”
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A friend sent me this article.

2004 June 14
by constantia

Running for Their Lives: The Realities of Greyhound Racing
By Rebecca Simmons, Outreach Communications Coordinator for the Companion Animals section of The HSUS

In the tenth century, King Howel of Wales declared that the penalty for killing a greyhound was the same as that of killing a person—death. In the days of the Egyptians, greyhounds were valued by the pharaohs for their grace, beauty and mild temperament. But in the 21st century greyhounds in the racing world are prized for only one thing—speed. In 2003 alone, an estimated 7,500 to 20,000 greyhounds were euthanized simply because they couldn’t run fast enough.

::|:| Cont. |:|::

2004 June 10
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I have loved Ray Charles since I was a toddler.

2004 June 9
by constantia

This is one of the many reasons I’d love to move to Australia.

Sleeping now.