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2006 August 21
by constantia
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you’ll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Verbal Intercourse

2006 August 20
by constantia

Just pimping the teaser for the film, Verbal Intercourse. The director is my bitch, Stephen. =)

2006 August 19
by constantia

Sick as a dog.

2006 August 18
by constantia

What the hell is “sick as a dog” supposed to mean? My dogs are always healthier than I am.

Still really ill. I think the update is going to go up a few days later than I had hoped. I’m in no condition to finalize any scents or do any writing. =P

2006 August 12
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I love Flava Flav. I’ve loved him since I first heard Public Enemy, I decided he was one of the nicest people in the world when he was so kind to that accordion player in Surreal Life, and I cried when he cried over Brigitte Nielsen leaving him.

Flava Flav is the quintissential Pisces. Therefore, he is one of my personal heroes.

Is it weird that I really hope he finds a nice girl on his new show and settles down?

Er. Well, it /is/ reality tv.. so that’s pretty unlikely, huh? 8)

2006 August 11
by constantia

Hee!

Oh, and by the way… the Smoking Cessation Project is not going well. I think I need to go to a desert island for a week to kick start it without incident.

Protected: Tonight, I am having my last cigarette.

2006 August 6
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2006 August 5
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Slickie quickie dickie post.

2006 August 4
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1. Did part 2 of the left sleeve tonight. All hail Greg James!

2. WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO IS THE BESTEST SHOW EVER! No clue why I love it so much. I was kicking and screaming and rooting people on all night. Screeching like a loon. It gets me all… excited.


3. Major Victory is my bitch.

4. Lunesta makes me feel like I’ve got a mouth full of old coins, gym socks, and dog shit.

5. Tattoing your elbow does not feel nice.

6. I’ll take photos of the sleeves when they’re done.

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2006 August 2
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