I had no idea Rob Schneider was half-Filipino, too.

(For those who don’t know, I am. 😉 )

Whatever. Anyway, just watched him in LiLo drag on Leno. Strangely funny.

I just finished packing. There’s so much stress whenever I leave town, I can’t seem to get as excited about this week as I should be. It’ll change when we’re on the road, I’m sure.

There’s a creepy fly in my house that sounds like a leaf blower. Its huge. Fucking huge and disgusting. When I say huge, I mean it. This bastard is an inch long. I hate flies. I’m just not keen on anything that is born in shit or carcasses. This is bothering me so much that I’m going to have to retreat to the other room just to stop shuddering.

You win this round, fly, but I will have my revenge.