Big bird.

Madonna just cancelled. It looks like I may have to stay in the office late tonight. Bitch. Like she could really sell out three nights at a stadium venue with tickets topping $300 a pop. We couldn’t give the damn things away. Her promoter should be drawn and quartered.

I went outside to have a smoke just now [being stuck in the UAMP dungeon all day wears on me – I have to go outside sometimes] and in a tree about 30’ from me was the biggest fucking crow I have ever seen.

We’re talking raven-sized. Easily almost two feet tall. Huge. Gorgeous. Gigantic.

S/he was picking off twigs and whatnot, presumably so s/he could construct the world’s biggest bleedin’ crow’s nest.

It almost made up for having to stay here all night.