Chinese Astrology funtime.

Apparantly, my lucky element is water. Thus,

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Winter or cold season is your lucky season.
Years of Pig and Rat are your lucky years.
When Pig, Monkey and Dragon are found in your birth chart and fate cycles, you will be very lucky that year.
Months of Pig and Rat are your lucky Months.
21:00 – 1:00 (9 P.M. to 1 A.M.) are your lucky hours.
Northern direction is your lucky place.
It will bring you luck to live a house that faces north.
You should choose a bedroom on the north side of the house.
It’s good for you to keep the north side window(s) open.
Winds or air coming from the north are good to you.
It’s good for your health to orient your body with your head toward the north while sleeping.
When arranging the office desk, you should sit facing the north.
A metal or water bed is good for you.
Your lucky color is black.
You should wear black often.
You should use a black system (dark colours) for decorating your house.
Driving a black car brings your luck.
You will have better luck, if your name has an ‘O’ sound.
You will have better luck, if your name is associated with a meaning of Water.
A little salty food is good for you.
For your health, don’t scare yourself.
For your health, sometimes you need cold weather.
For your health, however, don’t go out in cold weather too long.
Take care of your excretory system – also your Kidneys, Bones and Ears.
Wearing jewelry will bring you luck.
Outdoor activities: Swimming, Diving, Beach, Water-ski, Ski, Ice-skating, Fishing…
A person with higher Water score is likely to be your good companion.
Your job will be easier, if you choose a business to do with Water.
Pertinent jobs include Fishermen, Sea food, Shipping, Water Power, Drinking, Tea House, Magician, Salesperson, Business person, Mathematics, Philosophy, Public Relations, Diplomat, Ocean, River, Swimming, Services, Detector, Moving company, Travel…

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Can you tell I’m trying to ensure that 2004 is better than 2003 by any means necissary?