I am consumed with animosity for our web host, so to lighten up, I went shopping. Today’s acquisitions:

Urban Decay X lipstick
Urban Decay eye shadows in Grifter and Goddess
Stila lip liner #12
Stila lipstick in Pixie
Nars liquid eyeliner in Angel Heart

… and a copy of the AD&D 3rd edition Fiend Folio.

All hail Sephora!

I should have spent the afternoon working on the Lab’s shit, but I really needed a trip to the mall.

I have the distinct feeling that my HGA is a cross between Andrew Dice Clay and Joan Rivers.

The USPS punked me again, which is another reason I was in dire need of shopping therapy. Three of my UK orders came back to me for no good goddamn reason — THREE!! — so I ended up paying to reship them Global Express Guaranteed. Damn the USPS. I need this grief like I need a sharp stick in the temple.

Tonight I’m working on the site update, though I still can’t upload jack shit. Roy Jones Jr. is fighting, which will make for pleasant background entertainment.

What I wouldn’t give for a caffeine IV drip right now.