Survey madness, courtesy of wiccania: Part I

last cigarette: About three minutes ago.
last car ride: This morning.
last kiss: At lunch.
last good cry: Months ago.
last library book checked out: Bringing Out the Dead. YEARS ago.
last movie seen: Outbreak on TiVO.
last book read: Do comics count? Sandman: Endless Nights.
last cuss word uttered: Fuck. Of course.
last beverage drank: Sugarfree Red Bull.
last food consumed: Pumpkin cheesecake.
last crush: Ian McKellen. Yes, I know he’s gay.
last phone call: Some idiot theatre patron, within the last five minutes.
last tv show watched: Coupling. The British version.
last time showered: Last night.
last shoes worn: My slutty black Candies pumps.
last cd played: Covered in Black: the rivethead AC/DC covers.
last item bought: A venti iced black eye (easy ice) at Starbucks.
last downloaded: Some game demo. I fer’git.
last annoyance: The last idiot theatre patron I spoke with on the phone.
last disappointment: Forgetting to bid on one of redwitche‘s auctions on eBay. =(
last soda drank: Vernor’s ginger ale.
last thing written: ‘VOID’ in red Sharpie on a set of Steely Dan tickets.
last key used: My office door.
last word spoken: “…nun?” – in reference to the Flying Nun being on TVLand right now.
last sleep: Sleep?
last im: I use icq.
last sexual fantasy: None of your goddamn business.
last weird encounter: Two emergency broadcast system tests within 3 hours.
last ice cream eaten: Chocolate Tofutti.
last time amused: Incessantly.
last time wanting to die: I’m not the suicidal type.
last time in love: Always.
last time hugged: Within the last half hour.
last time scolded: Yesterday. I bunged up someone’s tickets and Ted reprimanded me.
last time resentful: Always.
last chair sat in: I’m in one right now: my neck-breakingly awful deskchair at work.
last lipstick used: MAC ‘O’ with Too Faced ‘Drag Queen’ Lip Liar.
last underwear worn: N/a.
last bra worn: Victoria’s Secret something or other.
last shirt worn: Currently wearing one: my glitter New York Dolls tee.
last time dancing: Fuck. Maybe two Halloween’s ago? Been busy. =P
last poster looked at: The T-Rex poster in my office.
last show attended: White Stripes.
last webpage visited: My shop’s site statistics. Wotta voyeur.