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JUICE THE TRUTH, you naughty orange.

2008 October 12
by constantia

There are two kinds of people, you divine flesh balloon — those who snort majesty and those who buy cantaloupes.

Ain’t it the truth?

Not their best Karl, but still good.

Fucking cold flew to my chest. Now I’m snotty, and it feels like someone poured Elmer’s Glue into my lungs.

*rude gestures galore at whoever got me sick*

I really, really hope Offspring doesn’t get sick, too. I’m tempted to wear a hazmat outfit until this passes.

Feel like crap. Going to bed.

from → Babbling

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